A satirical goaltending simulator

Whiteout Welcome

You are number 37. You asked for the trade, you got the trade, and tonight the schedule sends you back to Winnipeg in the other team's sweater. Fifteen thousand people in white have been practising their boos since October.

• Stop pucks. Slide side to side to get in front of every shot.
• The boos get in your head. The louder the building, the worse your skates listen.
• Tears blur your view. Wipe them, but you can't move while your glove is on your face.
• Ten goals and the coach pulls you. Survive three periods to escape with dignity.

Parody for fun. Not affiliated with the NHL, the Jets, the Devils, or any player. No actual goalies were harmed.

Final

Pulled

GA

0

SV

0

SV%

.000

WIPES

0